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1. (Sarah Palin) (7600↑, 2775↓)
Heinous bitch who only got elected because she sucked McCain's dick.

That fatherfucker is such a Sarah Palin that I bet she gets it on with politicians to save face. Or to moisturize face.

2. (Sarah Palin) (4491↑, 1613↓)
The woman who won the "Blow McCain" competition in late August, granting her Vice President nominee for the Elephant party (Republicans). Sarah Palin thinks that dinosaurs existed 4000 years ago and that evolution is not real. Sarah Palin is a stupid American soccer mom whose daughter is the basis for Juno.

Normal person: "i believe in evolution not creationism" Sarah Palin (as VP): You are unamerican

3. (Sarah Palin) (3119↑, 1183↓)
- VP candidate of John McCain - a deer slayer - her church wants to kill gays or convert them - she says she is in favor of shooting animals from a plane or helicopter with a machine gun - she doesn't believe in global warming - she wants offshore drilling - her brain is in her ass - wheres [Alaska]? - she has shitty one-liners written by idiots of the magnitude of [Tyler Marcus]

sarah palin is a aero deer hunting motherfucker.

4. (sarah palin) (2749↑, 1011↓)
A completely and totally [unqualified], and rather [terrifying], Vice Presidential Nominee. Also known as a [joke].

"Can you believe that John McCain chose Sarah Palin as his running mate?" "No, I can't- the bitch is fucking crazy. She's just Bush in Heels."

5. (Sarah Palin) (3186↑, 1749↓)
The Governor of Alaska and [John McCain]'s Vice Presidential running mate for the 2008 election.

Sarah Palin will be a [Jeopardy] answer, but never a [Vice President].

Author: Pointer of the Obvious http://sarah-palin.urbanup.com/3312297
6. (Sarah Palin) (2057↑, 854↓)
A pro-life, pro-gun, pro-war Republican VP nominee. She has no experience, left Wasillia in a huge amount of debt, and is only being used as a political ploy to gain votes from idiot conservatives who can't think for themselves.

Stephen Colbert: Who the FUCK is Sarah Palin?

7. (Sarah Palin) (1565↑, 862↓)
The vice presidential nominee who is basically a nazi, without the genocide. She has as much experience as a PTA member. Quite frankly she's a bit of a joke. Oh yeah and her daughter has had two kids and pretends the first one was hers, hows that for fucked up.

OMG\!\!\! McCain is a hypocrite for nominating Sarah Palin.

8. (Sarah Palin) (493↑, 45↓)
Tina Fey's doppelganger

Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack\!\!\! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.

9. (Sarah Palin) (811↑, 412↓)
John McCain's VP pick for his disasterous 2008 presidential run is a vicious, bellicose, spiteful, vindictive, homophobic ultra right-wing crackpot who is opposed to abortion rights and stem-cell research, and is in favor of extreme gun-rights, unrestricted drilling for oil, lowering the drinking age and creationism taught in the public schools. Even for a polititian, her ability to look a TV camera straight in the eye while unloading an avalanche of bullshit is astounding. A pathological liar to the max, she makes Richard Nixon look like a choirboy on sodium pentathol. Watch her keep a straight face while referring to herself as a [maverick], or when she says that dinosaurs were around 4,000 years ago. To top it all off, she married a guy who said the core American values are "hunting and fishing."

Sarah Palin would make a lousy Vice President, but she would probably give great head.

10. (Sarah Palin) (701↑, 449↓)
Noun Boldfaced, shameless liar. One who lacks integrity or self-respect. Someone who doesn't believe in science or facts or evidence. Hypocrite

She said she opposed a bill that she infact had supported. She's such a Sarah Palin.

11. (Sarah Palin) (535↑, 316↓)
Resume: Led the metropolis of Wasilla, Alaska, population 7,025. Led the monstrous state of Alaska, population 683,478 (only a fraction of most major cities). Goals: Lead the United States of America, population 305,063,000. -Is being investigated for abuse of power. -17 year-old daughter Bristol is pregnant. -newborn baby Trig, with Downs Syndrome, is rumored to have actually been born of daughter Bristol. That's all there is. Besides being a complete airhead, there really is nothing more about this broad. Nothing. But apparently, she's fit to live in the White House.

White House staff: Mrs. Palin, we are sorry to inform you that Mr. McCain passed away last night of heart complications. You are now the president of the United States of America. Sarah Palin: oh my god. I didn't even know what the VP's job is, let alone the presidents\!\!

12. (Sarah Palin) (527↑, 309↓)
Governor of Alaska for the Republican Party and VP choice for Mccain in 2008. She hasn't fucking proposed one rationale policy for her party on what she is going to do to help the American people\! She's pro life, anti contraception, creationist, pro gun ownership, pro shooting animals, anti gay marriage...wants to drill oil in Alaska than think of renewable resources....and of course a really shit orator. Basically she is everything Hillary Clinton isn't, so she's the leverage for Mccain to get Hillary supporters for voting for her because she has a fanny.

"The difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull: Lipstick." - Sarah Palin Sarah Palin = Bush with a vagina

Author: Fluorescent Black http://sarah-palin.urbanup.com/3333050
13. (Sarah Palin) (460↑, 266↓)
The incredibly unconfortable feeling of having excrement pushed back up your colon with a rough wood plunger.

Man this country is about to get a Sarah Palin for the next four years\!

14. (sarah palin) (394↑, 215↓)
female alaska governer being used by mccain's campaign in order to sway women voters to vote for him in 2008 presidential election. currently under investigation for corruption for using her power for personal reasons. has a teen daughter who is pregnant. currently being focused on her affair she had with her husband's bussiness partner. ignorant power hungry lady.

who is sarah palin? someone who thinks hillary voters are supid enough to vote for her just because of her gender.

15. (Sarah Palin) (420↑, 246↓)
Sarah Palin, what a great choice for a VP\! Her 17-year-old unmarried daughter, Bristol, is pregnant and will keep the baby and marry the father. Gov. Palin who is staunchly anti-abortion, gave birth in April to Trig Palin, her fifth child, a son born with Down syndrome Sarah Palin does not support womens issues, Sarah palin does not support equal pay for equal work. Sarah Palin says, "Even if my own daughter was raped i would not even consider abortion as an option." A anti-abortion, reformist CuNT

Sarah Palin is a straight up cunt.

16. (Sarah Palin) (184↑, 17↓)
1. The female equivalent of [George W. Bush]; the female archetype of a dumbass American conservative. 2. An animal-killing, homophobic, anti-abortion (even in rape cases) but trigger-happy and war-loving, creationist, ocean drill-loving, polar bear-hating, hypocritical, childish, overbearing bitch. 3. An inexperienced woman who believes she can do anything, as far as being vice president of the United States, and abandon her own special-needs baby. 4. A quitter who wants to be president.

1. Sarah Palin is an evil slut. 2. God I can't stand that woman; she is such a Sarah Palin. 3. Sarah Palin's not ready to be president. 4. Why did Sarah Palin resign as the Governor of Alaska, but wants to run for president? Note: My pseudonym is an intentional misspelling of this bitch's name.

17. (Sarah Palin) (319↑, 166↓)
The death of America.

Person A: If John McCain becomes president and dies, our only hope is Sarah Palin as vice president. Person B: Shit, dude. America is fucked.

18. (Sarah Palin) (319↑, 183↓)
The first Grandma wanna-be ever to be nominated to a VP position. Believes creationism should be taught in schools. Foreign Policy Experience: Believes Russia is a New York term for telling your sister to hurry up. Hobbies: Cougar General: Voice similar to a yack getting fucked on top of an elephant turd

Woe\!\! Check out Sarah Palin\! Now that's a Grandma I'd Like to Fuck\!

19. (Sarah Palin) (292↑, 159↓)
A pathetically inexperienced Vice Presidential candidate for the Republican ticket. She would not have been picked had she been a male

McCain is insulting womens' intelligence thinking he can win over votes with someone like Sarah Palin

20. (Sarah Palin) (199↑, 69↓)
is a cunt.

"Hey, you know... Sarah Palin is a cunt." "Hey, you know... grass is green"

21. (Sarah Palin) (273↑, 153↓)
1. John McCain's running mate on the Republican Ticket for the 2008 United States Presidential Election. 2. A compulsive liar. 3. Someone grossly unqualified for a position they are seeking.

1. Sarah Palin: *answers phone* Hello? John McCain: Is this Sarah Palin? Sarah Palin: Yes. John McCain: This is John McCain, I was... Sarah Palin: Wait, who? John McCain: I'm running for President...of your party? We met once last year? Sarah Palin: Oh 2. Sarah Palin: I was for the Bridge to Nowhere, and earmarks, and Obama's energy policies, before I was against them. 3. ...

22. (Sarah Palin) (188↑, 74↓)
A totalitarian, homophobic, white trash, delusional, anti-science, wench who believes being within viewing distance of Russia qualifies the bitch to be the big cheese of America.

Sarah Palin is a cunt.

23. (Sarah Palin) (227↑, 116↓)
Sadistic cunt that knows no boundaries for unconscionable self-conduct. Sometimes possessed by the devil, has been known to sue to remove polar bears from the endangered species list to further her agenda to drill for oil, thus likely pushing them to extinction and contribute to environmental destruction and global warming. Also pays aerial hunters to chase wolves to exhaustion and then bring her their freshly severed front legs.

example 1) Whoa there\! Are you pouring anti-freeze into that stream? Thats extremely bad for the environment. Are you trying to be the next Sarah Palin or something? example 2) Laura, Dick, Lynn, Condi and I want to thank you, Sarah, for inviting us over to dine on these succulent human embryos served in the scooped out skulls of endangered snow leopards. After dinner, let's go shoot some guns and feed each other our feces.

24. (Sarah Palin) (235↑, 134↓)
a stuck up Alaskan whose husband was a democratic extremist until 2004. Palin is ultra religious and believes creationism should be taught in schools. a highly ignorant woman who, when asked about her iraqi exit plan, responded "I haven't given it much thought." Palin is radical, religious, and should be allowed nowhere near the white house or children. Palin's political views are thinner than the condoms she tries to ban. vote democratic in '08 and keep this extremist out of the white house

sarah palin is ignorant and religious and wants to neuter you to stop you from having premarital sex.

25. (Sarah Palin) (244↑, 148↓)
The governor of Alaska and the republican party's candidate for vice president of the United States, running mate of John McCain. Despite her emphasis on "family values" and "abstinence," Palin's own family life is actually pretty fucked up. She can't control her dumbslut daughter, is pro-life, must've been high when she named her children, supposedly covered up her daughters first pregnancy, and is under investigation for using her power to get her sister's ex-husband fired. In other words... if John McCain dies we're totally screwed.

All of these angry feminists will now presumably vote for the McCain ticket because Sarah Palin is a woman. And Palin is also a bloody Christfag, so all the evangelicals are excited about her despite her lack of a penis.

26. (Sarah Palin) (190↑, 107↓)
Absolute White Trash

Sarah Palin is Absolute White Trash

27. (Sarah Palin) (133↑, 64↓)
Completely clueless airhead bimbo who is supposedly the future of the [Republicanazi] party.

Sarah Palin done got er did Clem, and that's why McCain lost.

28. (Sarah Palin) (142↑, 74↓)
The former Governor of Alaska and could-be Vice President candidate. Despite the fact that her C.V. could barely reach half a cocktail napkin; the US citizens applaud her knowledge of foreign policy (consisting of being able to see Russia from Alaska, and when questioned and little to no idea of the Bush Doctrine and has no ability to think for herself and just lets the Republican lobbyists do the thinking for her), and that she's well travelled (despite barely leaving the USA and claiming she went to Iraq but didn't), and crucially making a u-turn on her stance regarding the 'bridge to nowhere' (while pocketing a lot of the cash for herself and leaving the town she was mayor of $20 million in debt), not to mention her firm anti-abortion stance (including the scenario where unwanting mothers are charged in the event of rape) and support of abstinence (even though her seventeen year old daughter has been knocked up hence showing that she has no real intention of practising what she preaches), and she cares about her family (although she's made it painfully obvious that she has no issues with abandoning her five month old infant with Downs Syndrome to go and place Vice President) but at least she doesn't abuse her power (despite being currently under investigation for firing a state trooper as a result of a family dispute) and believes in the freedom of information (although she did insist on having 'certain books' removed from her local library). In essence, Sarah Palin is another bible bashing, gun toting, abstinence supporting, environmentalist denouncing, Big Oil supporting, homophobic Republican... great.

Really Sarah Palin is in the Republican Vice Presidentual nominee in an effort to break the stereotype of Repulicans all being fat, old, rich, white guys afraid of change... like John McCain (who's four year plan for his first term could be summed up as 'Don't die'). Also, she could be a useful insurance policy should McCain suffer a sudden heart attack and die after winning the presidency by such a narrow margin.

29. (Sarah Palin) (155↑, 87↓)
A vice-presidential candidate picked by [Republican] candidate [John McCain] solely based on her outward appearance, her extreme fundamentalist Christian madness, and her daughter's huge pregnant tits.

She's hot, but there's no way I'd fuck a psychopathic, moose-eating, God-pimping freak like Sarah Palin.

30. (Sarah Palin) (150↑, 84↓)
The only running mate that John McCain could have chosen that is LESS experienced that Barack Obama, making McCain's argument that Obama is under-qualified completely hypocritical. This choice has upset many hardcore Republicans, and rightfully so, because she not only lacks the experience to be President, but has said herself that she doesn't even know what the VP does. Not to mention that John McCain could drop dead any minute, leaving her the most powerful person in the world. Who knew McCain was this stupid?

Sarah Palin was the perfect choice for McCain's running mate. Now, the loss of the Republicans is ensured, and the Democrats can win the election and do the country some good.

31. (Sarah Palin) (125↑, 59↓)
[John McCain]'s pick for vice president if he wins the 2008 election. After revolving many of his arguments against [Barack Obama] around the fact that he has little experience (which was pretty much his whole campaign), John McCain picks a woman with 20 MONTHS worth of experience to be his running mate.

Person A: Choosing Sarah Palin as his running mate was a cheap attempt at gaining more votes and trying to win over Clinton's supporters. Person B: Word. Person A: She's hot though. Person B: Word.

32. (Sarah Palin) (143↑, 93↓)
Pitbull in lipstick and a tight skirt\! Sexy Showtime librarian lookalike and already a certified Republican truthteller...otherwise known as a BIG Liar.Yea Sarah how bout that bridge to nowhere...said "No Thanks"????Congress killed it but you still took the money...didn't ya sweetie? Governor of the state of Alaska which has the highest taxes, most welfare recipients and the highest percentage of rape and incest. Go Moose\!\!\!\!

Sarah Palin is to the vice presidency what STD's and unwanted pregnancies are ...PREVENTABLE\! VOTE OBAMA/BIDEN '08

33. (Sarah Palin) (116↑, 68↓)
The embodiment of American Ignorance. McCains VP. Governed Alaska. tried to ban certain books from her library, hates polar bears, loves oil drilling. An anti-abortion advocate, thinks God called us to fight in Iraq. Hockey mom. not allowed to use HEARTs song "Barracuda"

Alex: "woah - Sarah Palin is hot." Mark: "Yeah but she doesn't believe in abortion." Alex " :( but i love cumming inside someone who uses birth control." Mark "Then stay away from her daughter too."

34. (Sarah Palin) (200↑, 153↓)
A bitch with very nice legs.

Sarah Palin might not have much foreign-policy experience, but she definitely has some cock-in-her-mouth experience. Sarah Palin is a [VPILF].

35. (Sarah Palin) (89↑, 49↓)
Backwards republican who's against not only gay marriage but also monetary rights to gay couples. But she's for cruelty to animals to the extent where she supports the practice of hunting Wolves by air. How sporting\!

"ugh dude who should I vote for? I hate other countries, animals, a progressive economy and equal rights." "Then vote for John McCain and Sarah Palin\!"

36. (Sarah Palin) (65↑, 26↓)
The biggest mistake John McCaine could have ever made. An animal killer, non-supporter of women's rights, and unstable "maverick", Sarah Palin is out to destroy the world.

Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house\!

37. (sarah palin) (70↑, 33↓)
a moron or gun nut who doesn't believe in science or telling her daughter to keep her legs crossed

Sarah Palin is a huge mistake

38. (Sarah Palin) (108↑, 71↓)
The 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Nominee. No one actually knows what she has ever done, besides being born a woman. Apparently she has been governor of [Alaska] for almost two years, and before that two term member of the Wasilla Town Council, which makes her totally ready to be leader of the free world in the somewhat likely event McCain were to kick the bucket during his administration.

Person 1: So, I guess McCain picked this Sarah Palin person. Person 2: Who? Still Angry Former Hillary Voter: I'm voting for McCain. He wants to continue the war, be old, throw temper tamtrums, has no clue how the economy works, panders to the furthest right wing of his party, and disagrees with me in every way, shape, and form. But he did pick a woman, so of course anatomical similarities matter way more than anything else.

39. (Sarah Palin) (55↑, 19↓)
Vice Presidential nominee for the Republican party. Charges rape victims for their exams, wants to teach creationism in schools despite the constitution's separation of church and state, supported the bridge to no where before she opposed it, fires people who disagree with her, will kill all our moose's.

Sarah Palin sucks.

40. (Sarah Palin) (81↑, 45↓)
A snarky woman who clawed her way to get the Republican nomination for Vice President during the 2008 presidential race. She got her 15 minutes by disregarding the best interests of her family and lying about her experience and qualifications. She earned a bachelor's degree in journalism through a scholarship that she won in a beauty contest in 1979, and she touts herself as qualified to hold the most powerful position in the free world. She opposes abortion (even in cases of rape) and still calls herself a feminist.

"Geez- that girl is so snide and hypocritical- I'm so glad I only have to be in a class with her for this one semester\! She's a regular Sarah Palin\!"

41. (Sarah Palin) (70↑, 34↓)
Irrefutable proof that Republicans DO in fact support affirmative action...but typical of Republicans, they only support it when it serves the interest of old white men.

Person 1: The Republican Party has consistently opposed affirmative action. Person 2: Well, what about Sarah Palin? Person 1: Sarah who??

42. (Sarah Palin) (84↑, 49↓)
Alaskan governess chosen by John McCain as his running mate for the 2008 U.S. Presidential election. A former beauty queen and high-school basketball player which only up until a year-and-a-half ago was mayor of a town of 8,000. (Yet is somehow ready to become Vice-President of the free world. And to think that they criticize Barack Obama for inexperience.) Really chosen by McCain to sway cheap votes for him primarily because she's hawt. Was in trouble in her own state due to abuse of power with legislative investigation underway due to allegations that she fired Alaska's public safety commissioner because he refused to fire her brother-in-law (a state trooper). Is Pro-Life, against same-sex marriage, anti-evolution, has no real idea of foreign policy or the economy. She's still pretty hot, though.

"I've been so focused on state government, I haven't really focused much on the war in Iraq." -- Sarah Palin on Iraq and foreign-policy, Alaskan Business Monthly. "What is it exactly that the VP does every day?" -- Sarah Palin on the Vice-President's responsibilities, to Larry Kudlow of CNBC's Kudlow & Co. In an other interview with Kudlow she considered herself a "long-shot" for the Vice-Presidency. Also stated that the veep job was "unproductive" in a different interview a month earlier.

43. (Sarah Palin) (89↑, 57↓)
Lemme see. Less than 2 years as a guv, and that makes Sarah qualified to be a Vice-President and maybe President of the [U.S.A.]. Her election loss shows that maybe some people are starting to use their heads and not their dicks. Just because some female looks good and strikes a pose with a [fuck me honey] look doesn't mean that she has a brain or good intentions.

Sarah Palin recently told the media to leave her children alone. Yet last fall she exploited them for her campaign (this "[family values]" crap - most politicians do this\!), one of her daughters is a teen pregnancy case, her husband (or some other relative) possibly wanted [Alaska] to secede , on and on. I'm "pro-hunting" (and FYI, ex-Pres [Bill Clinton] hunts too) but it's wrong to kill animals if you don't utilize them for food, furs, etc. Killing caribou with a gat while hanging from a chopper is just plain reckless, wasteful, and stupid. She's in a [fundamentalist] [cult] that thinks mankind co-existed with the dinosaurs 4000 years ago. The [Bible] says that [God] doesn't work on OUR time or OUR calendars\! Check out the science books. The [Flintstones] it ain't. They think that gay people can be "cured" of their sexual orientation (just ask a [homosexual] about that). She wants to allow oil drilling in the Arctic, never mind the [Eskimo]s and [polar bear]s. She's too dumb to believe in [global warming]. So many corrupt deeds, so many [skeletons in the closet]. Doesn't know that [Africa] is a continent. Bloggers call her "MILF", "GILF", "VPILF", oh WTF? She poses like [Sharon Stone] with her legs crossed but she's not holding a [cigaret]. [John McCain] is a decent, respectable war hero but he aligned himself with [Christian Reich] [pukehead]s who are not his friends. He was smart to disassociate himself apart from the violent [white trash] [riff-raff] who were at some of his rallies who were demanding that [Obama] be hung (they said he's a "terrorist" and an "Arab" (\!)). Yet Sarah blabbed that "Obama is in cahoots with terrorists". She's a [dumdum] with no class. McCain might've been an [alright] President but he relied on the WRONG PEOPLE for support. Sarah is just a Dumb girl\! Dum dum dum ... The girl is STUPID AS CAN BE\! Run DMC Every time she flaps her yap, out comes the crap. Just like [Ann Coulter]. She's one real bad apple. She needs to [STFU] and go back to her cold igloo and stay\! John McCain is a Vietnam War HERO but Sarah Palin is an abosolute ZERO.

44. (Sarah Palin) (100↑, 67↓)
1) A completely hypocritical Alaskan who if pro-life yet lets her slutty teenage daughter get pregnant at the age of 17 and forces her to keep it. 2) The Republican VP Nominee in the '08 US Presidential election.

sxephil: Sarah Palin might not know what she's talking about... but she sure is a 'VPILF\!'

45. (Sarah Palin) (75↑, 43↓)
When you notice someone who might be hot, but then you realize she's batshit crazy, votes for [Pat Buchanan], and is a zealot.

No way, that Sarah Palin over there is bad news. I heard she's a Republican.

46. (Sarah Palin) (78↑, 47↓)
Nicknamed "The Pittbull With Lipstick", the trooper-scandal-ear-mark-queen-ebay-airplane-lies-ethics-investigated VEEPchoice for the Republican Party 2008. In a last ditch desperate response to the 80,000 people cheering Obama and his wife at the DNC , the Rovian McCain campaign decided to pull a fast one. They added a 'woman' to their ticket, perhaps hoping to spark some media interest, after noting the boring and sleep enducing effect McCain has on TV watchers. It was effective. She was on the cover of People magazine immediately. A creationist, angry, super religious, anti-gay, gun enthusiast and former member of the Alaskan Successionists (who hate America so much they want to actually NOT be American anymore), she gave new energy to the media's otherwise lackluster coverage of the republican convention. She was a beauty queen, very pretty, and able to make nasty, extreme speeches blasting her oponenent with facts that are not based on reality - all the while wearing a snide smile. Not surprisingly, neocons, gay haters, rednecks and religious wingnuts rally around her like flies on a pudding pop.

Q: What's the difference between Bush and Sarah Palin? A: Lipstick David Letterman thinks Sarah Palin is a Lenscrafters model.

47. (Sarah Palin) (71↑, 40↓)
1) Governor of Alaska and VP of John McCain's 2008 Presidential Campaign 2) The [Great Whore]

Who the hell is Sarah Palin?

48. (Sarah Palin) (58↑, 28↓)
An insane ex-beauty queen who, despite having a vagina, manages to be against women's rights. AKA "Caribou Barbie"

"I'm Sarah Palin." "Go pee on yourself, jerkette."

Author: Freedom\! Forever\! http://sarah-palin.urbanup.com/3324916
49. (Sarah Palin) (59↑, 30↓)
-A "Maverick" from Alaska;)........who does everything people tell her to do. -A disgrace and a 40 year setback for women across the nation -John McCain's pin-up doll synonomous with ditz.

"Gosh darn, wink wink\!"- Sarah Palin "I'll have to get back to ya\!"

50. (Sarah Palin) (48↑, 19↓)
Irrational Evangelical moose-hunter who sees no wrong in abusing power to fight personal vendettas. Took 6 years and 5 schools to garner one Bachelors Degree in the lightweight field of Communication. Most notable college achievement (aside from mastering the art of packing a U-haul) was the purchase and display of a self-promoting t-shirt that read "I may be broke, but at least I'm not flat busted\!"

For obvious reasons, Sarah Palin is an idiot.

51. (Sarah Palin) (57↑, 29↓)
1. When one applies lipstick to the mouth of a pitbull, they will have successfully built a Sarah Palin (or hockey mom equivalent). 2. Any female notorious for dynamically generating abstract names for her children. Similar to a password generation program. 3. A 2008 U.S. vice presidential candidate chosen for her sexual appeal to naive U.S. citizens, her extensive knowledge of the use of the word 'maverick', and the fact that she is completely void of any useful knowledge that could aid her through the course of being vice president. 4. Anyone capable of viewing the Soviet Union from their dwelling. 5. Anyone who believes extracting oil from a limited supply near Alaska will erase every problem from the face of the United States.

1. Yesterday, I finally acquired some lipstick so I could finish my Sarah Palin. 2. Hey Trig, should I name my next daughter Carport, Cashew, Rake, or Purple? 3. Hello, I'm Sarah Palin. I was chosen as a candidate because I'm a sexy dumb maverick\! 4. I can see Russia from my house\! 5. Drill, baby, drill.

52. (Sarah Palin) (54↑, 27↓)
Spawned February 11, 1964 when God himself came to earth and farted. This event is also known as the Immaculate Misconception. Under orders from God, or possibly other voices, Sarah Palin has been spreading Immaculate Misconceptions throughout the world.

Sarah Palin's Immaculate Misconceptions include but are not limited to: Claims that she is competent. Claims that she is not corrupt. Claims that she can see Russia from her backyard. Claims that she reads the newspaper, and can, in fact read. Claims that she can spot the US on a world map. Claims that she could actually boost Dave Letterman's ratings. The idea that she belongs on any TV program, besides Intervention. Her children.

Author: theconcernedcitizen http://sarah-palin.urbanup.com/4053945
53. (Sarah Palin) (63↑, 35↓)
Second-Rate [Cougar] from Alaska whom the Republicans bafflingly believe is somehow qualified to be "next in line" after having governed a lightly populated state for all of a year and a half. Delivered a shrill, bitter speech at the Republican convention and will likely be buried by Joe Biden in the upcoming VP debates. Has pregnant, unmarried teen daughter, who will soon marry white trash father. Supports white trash activities, such as aerial wolf-hunting, protesting pro-choice groups and marrying rednecks. Attended 5 third-rate colleges in 5 years, finally graduating from the vaunted University of Idaho. Running mate to a guy who has one leg and two bum arms already in the grave.

Did you see that [cougar] Sarah Palin the other night at the RNC? Every pervert conservative geezer in the joint was looking up that bitch's skirt.

54. (Sarah Palin) (45↑, 19↓)
Dick Cheney in a skirt.

Sarah Palin was picked for running mate by George Bush III

55. (Sarah Palin) (37↑, 13↓)
See: [bitch]

Sarah Palin = a stuck up anti-human rights bitch.

56. (Sarah Palin) (49↑, 25↓)
MAVERICK; doesn't brand their cattle, nor follows rules (like all politicians), has a slutty, stupid pregnant teenager who doesn't understand where babies come from

Sarah Palin: Maaaaaaaaaverick\!

Author: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaverick http://sarah-palin.urbanup.com/3617554
57. (Sarah Palin) (48↑, 27↓)
cum guzzling liar may or may not be a MILF/wannabe VPILF in addition to being a cum guzzling liar

Sarah Palin

58. (Sarah Palin) (41↑, 22↓)
The 2008 Republican Vice-Presidential Nominee. In her home state of Alaska, she enjoys shooting wolves and moose from helicopters and attends church congregations that support "pray away the gay". This supposed reformer who "fought corruption" has been found guilty under ethics codes and abuse of power while in a political office. She is pro-life to the point that rape and incest are irrelevant and believes that polar bears should be taken off the endangered species list so that drilling can take place in ANWR. In an interview or debate, she utterly fails to answer questions and admits to it, while what she does have to say is well-scripted, lacking substance, and part of an obvious neo-conservative agenda that she is a pawn in. Her "folksy appeal" is one thing that landed us in trouble with Bush. Do you really want someone in public office whom you can sit down and have a beer (or shoot things) with? Or would you rather it be someone with whom you can hold an informative and intelligent conversation with? Presidents (and Vice-Presidents) are NOT meant to be merely anyone, or your average "Joe Sixpack". We carefully select Presidents because they should be unique, intelligent, knowledgeable, and have the capacity to think through our problems. Sarah Palin represents none of these. She is a political ploy.

Sarah Palin? See [pawn] or [immoral].

Author: ObamaGirl\#Infinite http://sarah-palin.urbanup.com/3424672
59. (Sarah Palin) (51↑, 34↓)
John McBush's mind-bogglingly stupid VP running mate cynically chosen by Republican pollsters to attract angry Hillary Clintonites for no other reason than she also has a vagina.

CNN Interviewer: "Governor Palin, can you point out Iraq for us on a map?" Sarah Palin: "What's a map?"

60. (Sarah Palin) (64↑, 46↓)
John McCain's pick for Vice President in the 2008 Presidential Election. Palin was elected Governor of Alaska in 2006. She has a retarded baby and supported building a $330 Million bridge to a sparesly populated Gravina Island with a population of 50 people. It is many peoples opinion that Palin is a VPILF, however, her teenage daughter is much hotter. Most consider her a "heartbeat" away from being the next President of the United States, being that her running mate, John McCain, is 72, and looks and smells like a catcher's mitt.

I want to bang Sarah Palin's daughter

61. (Sarah Palin) (41↑, 23↓)
The Devil in female form, generally seen wearing bad power-suits.

Demon I call you Sarah Palin and cast you out\!

62. (Sarah Palin) (27↑, 11↓)
A mentally ill "politician" who doesn't understand why we've been in Korea for the last 50 years. Someone who FOX News hired as a political commentator that cant comment on politics unless it involves abortion, gay marriage, stem cells, terrorists or other dumb shit that gets the religious nuts all riled up. If her and McCain had won she would be a heartbeat away from being the leader of the free world because everyone knows McCains' old ass is about to keel over any minute. She does have one thing going for her though. Even though she's forty-something and has shit out four or five kids, she still looks really sexy.

Guy \#1: Sarah Palin is useless. Guy \#2: No she's good for one thing. You can stick your penis in her mouth and shut her up. Teach her a lesson

63. (Sarah Palin) (36↑, 20↓)
A woman who ran for Vice President under Republican fossil John McCain in 2008, and failed miserably. Many expect her to run for President in 2012. However recently she quit halfway through her term as governor of Alaska. This likely means she doesn't stand a chance in any future elections. (unless she sucks and fucks her way up the political latter like in 2008's election.) and will end up either working for Fox News to support her right-wing claims, (See: [Mike Huckabee] ) Also see: [quitter] [idiot] [whore]

I saw Sarah Palin on TV the other day and popped a boner. However I didn't listen to the warnings that listening to her may cause dizziness.

64. (Sarah Palin) (38↑, 22↓)
A tool used by the Republicans to try to win female votes that would have gone to Hillary. What the women who vote for her don't realize, though, is that she is the complete opposite of Hillary on the political spectrum. Sarah Palin wants to make even rape victims or women whose baby may kill them still have it. She also wants to ban the sale of condoms and preach abstinence in schools instead of safe sex. BRILLIANT\!

I don't agree with any of her policies, but I may vote for Sarah Palin because she looks decent for politician. Around February or March, I will regret it though when I realize what she has been doing to our country and my wallet\!

65. (Sarah Palin) (148↑, 132↓)
MILF.

Yo Sarah Palin is a MILF. I wouldn't vote for her though.

66. (Sarah Palin) (40↑, 25↓)
Sarah Palin is a creature formed by several generations of inbreeding. The inbreeding took a toll on its mind, making it unable to understand basic political and geographic concepts that George Bush or a 5 year old would undertstand. After a life of quiet government positions(including mayor of Town Smaller Than Your Finger [aka Wasilla], Meh... [aka Oil and Gas Conservation Commission Chairperson] and Governor of PalinLand [aka Alaska], it was thrust into the big leagues as Die Already\!\!\! (aka John McCain) chose it as his VP pick to breathe life in his long dead presidential campaign. The Sean Hannity Butt Kissers (aka Republicans), trying to cling onto their quest for economic and peace destruction, responded very well to it, while the Democrats pointed out the obvious: it was not ready. After making idiotic and/or ignorant comments (such as mentioning the terrorist activities William Ayers partook in that Barack Obama HAD to have been involved in, at age 8, or its magical skills as a hockey mom), the majority of the public made a mockery out of it. Shows such as Saturday Night Live had very hilarious, but very true imitations of it. Eventually, she incinerated the dead body of Die Already\!\!\!'s campaign, and he lost. After it all, it continued to get pregnant from various members of its family and its dog and proceded to make a mockery of her "could've been normal" children.

"Sarah palin is such an idiot\!"

67. (Sarah Palin) (52↑, 37↓)
Who?

I hear Sarah Palin is a Maverick...And some speculate that she is an actual Woman. Bollocks.

Author: I can't spell anonymous http://sarah-palin.urbanup.com/3323697
68. (Sarah Palin) (40↑, 27↓)
A rather hilarious joke you tell when you encounter an awkward silence.

*Awkward silence.* "Hey wanna hear a joke?" "Yeah, sure" "Sarah Palin\!"

69. (Sarah Palin) (31↑, 17↓)
A whore who is willing to accept sex from old, used up senators in order to be on tv.

Sarah Palin likes to get dominated by McCain while listening to Hannah Montana Orgasmic Squishy Sounds.

Author: tellziitlikeitizz http://sarah-palin.urbanup.com/3449416
70. (Sarah Palin) (52↑, 40↓)
A gay hating idiotic son of a bitch who was for some reason picked by McCain to be his running mate for the 08 presedential election. He actually had a chance of winning before he picked her. This woman is an idiot, has only had experience governing her small town in Alaska, and will ruin our country if she is to be vice president. She doesn't know shit, and is being coached along by evil brain-washing politians. America needs to realize how much of an idiot she is.

Republican dumbass: Yo, Sarah Palin is so great. She's a hockey mom, and so smart. I love. Democratic informed citizen: Dude, you're fucking stupid.

71. (Sarah Palin) (19↑, 8↓)
The worst thing to happen to the American public.

The act of dropping a cleveland steamer on the chest of the American public. Sarah Palin.

72. (sarah palin) (27↑, 16↓)
When asked a question, give an answer to a different question and give a "nailed it" smirk.

He did a Sarah Palin during the interview.

73. (Sarah Palin) (18↑, 8↓)
Also Known As, Sarah Stalin. A dumb bitch who for some reasons, became governor of Alaska. She has a knocked up daughter and a retarded husband. Rumours are that Sarah Palin is actually TINA FEY in disguise - well we wouldn't know but they both have 1 important thing in common, they're both pretty stupid.

Sarah Palin is running for president in 2012?\! Please shoot me nao -.-

74. (Sarah Palin) (18↑, 8↓)
Glen Beck's nazi sister. she believes her 'drill, baby, drill' slogan is still the best oil drilling policy for america, despite the recent catastrophe in the gulf of mexico. like fox news, she also believes she's 'fair and balanced,' which may be the biggest political farce of this decade.

I'm an environmentalist, not another Sarah Palin republican.

75. (Sarah Palin) (18↑, 8↓)
1. A persons name 2. An insult to women; commonly meaning unintelligent and/or ignorant

1. Sarah Palin the former governor of Alaska; also one of the unofficial leaders of the Teabag party 2. "That bitch cheated with my husband\! She's such a Sarah Palin\!"

76. (Sarah Palin) (20↑, 10↓)
A French expression or colloquialism translated to English as "What will be will be a pale, crazy, stupid, shiftless, Evangelical (read: counter-Christian), mentally-ill broad from Alaska." Also, the dumbest chick I'd ever wanna fuck. Also, the best sex Sen. John McCain ever had. Also, the shank with who Scott Palin has only ever gotten "sloppy-seconds."

Guy 1: "What is the shankist thing on Earth?" Guy 2: "Well, as the French say, 'Sarah Palin\!'" Hell yeah, I'd do Sarah Palin\! Just shove a sock in her mouth and do your business\! Guy 1: "Has Sarah Palin ever done just one guy at a time?" Guy 2: "Not when Scott Palin has ever been a part of it\!"

Author: Billy Beck O'Hannity http://sarah-palin.urbanup.com/4843375
77. (Sarah Palin) (19↑, 9↓)
A woman who makes speeches by throwing darts at words on a dartboard, has the brainpower of a chipmunk, and presumably eats babies

Sarah Palin is stupider than the moose she hunts.

78. (Sarah Palin) (20↑, 10↓)
Stupid bitch.

Hey, Neil, I heard you broke up with Marissa. Yeah, man. I couldn't carry on a conversation without being called a communist or terrorist. Wow, man what a Sarah Palin.

79. (sarah palin) (21↑, 11↓)
Politically correct way to say “Fucking Retarded”

Dude, that guy who short changed me is totally Sarah Palin.

Author: The last Hope really http://sarah-palin.urbanup.com/4681645
80. (Sarah Palin) (29↑, 19↓)
Sarah Palin... -is a bitch -is the reason why the Mayans predicted that the world will end in 2012 -gives her children the shittiest names. Examples include Trig, Purple, Penis, Orgasm, Twogirlsonecup, vomit, etc. -loves to go into a helicopter and gun down animals with a .50 cal chain gun -is fugly -thinks that the dinosaurs lived 4000 years ago -wants creationism to be taught in public schools, even though religion isn't supposed to be taught in public schools -thinks that she has foreign experience just because Russia is supposedly in her backyard -is the reason why McCain lost the election

Sarah Palin: Hey Penis, wanna go hunt wolves with me today? Penis: Sure Sarah Palin: *Boards an attack helicopter, chases a wolf down, and fires a missile at it* Penis: Whee\!

Author: dafsfdsasfdasdfsfasasaaaaaa http://sarah-palin.urbanup.com/4537840
81. (Sarah Palin) (25↑, 15↓)
See "idiot."

That Sarah Palin scares the heck out of me\!

Author: jabfuiuwarnkdjgsh http://sarah-palin.urbanup.com/4471399
82. (Sarah Palin) (26↑, 16↓)
to sarah palin is to quit for no reason

awwww... come on dude dont sarah palin thers no reason to quit

83. (Sarah Palin) (29↑, 19↓)
the act of covering up one's complete incompetence with only minor incompetence.

"the teacher got pissed at me for not doing assignment, but but I made up an excuse so she only thinks I'm forgetful now" "dude, so Sarah Palin\!\!\! nice\!"

84. (Sarah Palin) (40↑, 30↓)
A bitch who's against abortion, gay marriage, Harry Potter, and wolves, and everything else good. She's got a daughter who's pregnant and married who wouldn't be like that if she didn't promote abstinence-only sex education.

Stupid guy: Duuur. I luv Sarah Palin\! Smart guy: Are you kidding\!?\! She's pure evil\!

Author: King of Jellybeans http://sarah-palin.urbanup.com/3422521
85. (Sarah Palin) (44↑, 34↓)
McCain's superbitch\!

McCain: I need to shake up my presidential ticket. After all, I'm 70... I'll call Sarah Palin, the Alaska superbitch\! Palin: I'm right here sir\! Your very own good looking superbitch\! McCain: Yay\!

Author: The Angry Alaskan http://sarah-palin.urbanup.com/3330132
86. (Sarah Palin) (16↑, 7↓)
John McCain's pathetic attempt to downplay his obvious status as an independent pretending to be a Republican. (Now for the un-biased definition) Former governor of Alaska, a Republican. Has five children, one grandchild. Generally supported allowing greater freedoms in fishing and hunting while in office, as well as more opportunities for drilling to the major oil companies. Ran as the vice-presidential candidate for the Republican party in the 2008 U.S. presidential election. Resigned as governor of Alaska several months after losing presidential election. Supports abstinence-only education in public schools (which has been proven to slightly increase teen pregnancy rate and STI infection rate when compared to standard sex education). Supports the teaching of intelligent design as well as evolution, (despite the consensus by 93% of the National Academy of Sciences who don't believe in God and accept evolution as the accurate theory for how life arose on Earth). Also has recently become a contributor to conservative media outlet, Fox News. Major supporter of the Tea Party Movement.

"Melisa is a stupid bitch, she thinks evolution is a myth, the teabaggers aren't retarded rednecks, and that we should teach hormone-laden, sex-crazy teenagers to wait ten more years to lose their virginity." "Melisa? Don't you mean Sarah Palin?"

87. (Sarah Palin) (18↑, 9↓)
Dumb Bitch Nuff Said

Sarah Palin

88. (Sarah Palin) (27↑, 18↓)
One stupid bitch... who happens to be a MILF... she believes in creationism = fucking stupid a term to describe stupid behavior... and moronic answers and easily fuckable bitch due to her stupidity

Sarah Palin is dumb enough to be used by Macrack I fucked a chick last nite, she was really fucking dumb... a sarah palin

89. (Sarah Palin) (26↑, 17↓)
A ploy to garner votes from your opponent, while at the same time energizing a base that can't stand you.

Wow, McCain's really down in the polls, he needs to pull a huge Sarah Palin to even have a chance.

90. (Sarah Palin) (14↑, 6↓)
Two words: [nut case]\!\!\!

Sane person: "She started behaving like Sarah Palin, so we figured a padded cell was the best place for her\!"

91. (Sarah Palin) (16↑, 8↓)
a eskimo turned politician who commonly uses her hand for political ideas. her major credential being she can see russia from her house. she says no more then a whiny teenage girl doing the sarah palin: saying no

dude 1: wanna go to the movies? dude 2: no dude 1: want me to give you money? dude 2: no way leftist\! dude 1: fuckin sarah palin

92. (Sarah Palin) (21↑, 14↓)
Ran for Republican Vice president in 2008 election. Thinks foreign experience includes seeing Russia from Alaska.

" I can see Russia from my house\!" - Sarah Palin ( from saturday night live)

Author: dictionairedarling http://sarah-palin.urbanup.com/4458863
93. (Sarah Palin) (26↑, 19↓)
(n).-one who sees parts of russia from her house. not dissimilar in looks to a baby caught in a blender. walks around saying 'YOU GONNA GET RAPED AND YOU GONNA KEEP THE BABY\!'

Sarah Palin likes to keep an eye on those shisty russians from her house

Author: Flying Spaghetti Monsterrrrr http://sarah-palin.urbanup.com/3400073
94. (Sarah Palin) (29↑, 22↓)
1. An insane lying venomous puppet on the McCain ticket. 2. A far right cocksucking hypocrite, spewing moral value bullshit, all while her cumbucket daughter was serving up pube pie. 3. A dumb bitch who can't answer a straight question such as "Do you agree with the Bush Doctrine?" (didn't know what that was) "What are your thoughts on the bail out package?" (went on with incoherent brainless babble that was totally erroneous to the question) "What magazines or publications do you read that form your views?" (couldn't name a single publication, not even just make one up, and took her 4 days to finally surface with a lame ass excuse obviously concocted by McCain campaign puppeteers) 4. Former mayor of the meth capitol of Alaska, which she left millions of dollars in depth, and a wolf wacking, moose mangling, loony gun nut.

Dude\! This is like your 5th third rate community college already\! Finish one for crying out loud\! Ok, ok, maybe this one will "Sarah Palin" me through.

95. (Sarah Palin) (9↑, 3↓)
A common white trash just like Britney Spears or the Cake Fart Girl (Lisa Wogen), who use a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other three, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity. The only difference is that Lady Gaga actually got talent.

Sarah Palin and the Cake Fart Girl are talented trailer trash with lots of buzz and hype but no brains.

96. (Sarah Palin) (34↑, 28↓)
A beautiful woman who somehow causes me to lose my erection. An utterly confusing mixture of raw sexuality, Christian fundamentalism, and skilled marksmanship.

Sarah Palin, looking stunning in her bikini, tracked down a baby moose in a helicopter and delivered a deadly shot to the moose's head, leaving male onlookers unsure as to how their penises were supposed to respond.

97. (Sarah Palin) (10↑, 5↓)
The act of taking something that's never had a problem before and turning it into a complete shit hole. Usually done by adding stuff that's not necessary by any means

Sarah Palin is a bitch who ruined a small town in Alaska forever. Now she wants to be president and the world will come to an end if she does. Fuck Sarah Palin and everyone who supports her. Shooting wolves from a helicopter with a machine gun? Dude come on

98. (Sarah Palin) (18↑, 13↓)
v. To Sarah Palin: The act of upgrading one's life (clothing, house, car) either by others' means (preferable) or your own.

Since I got this new job, I have to Sarah Palin my wardrobe. Too bad my company won't pay for it.

99. (sarah palin) (30↑, 25↓)
dimwit who thinks her alaskan oil will solve the world's problems. she typically thinks she can get out of any situation by acting like a cutesy 6 year old girl whose cheeks you might want to pinch if she actually was cute. unfortunately, it is important that she appeals to the people, because if mccain is to get elected, palin will have to step up when he dies, the old fart.

person 1: sarah palin is awesome\! person 2: well, you know what they say, you can put lipstick on a pig, but its still a pig...

Author: politics can kiss my ass http://sarah-palin.urbanup.com/3391879
100. (Sarah Palin) (14↑, 10↓)
A vacuous [neocon] blowup doll. Intellectually unqualified to be an elementary school teacher.

Sarah Palin thought Africa was a country.

101. (Sarah Palin) (17↑, 13↓)
A crappy presidential candidate that will be as destructive as Obama and Bush combined, even worst. Sarah Palin wants ethics reforms, which means we will be stuck in the dark ages of the afraid of getting nuked by Russians early 1950s with conservative values. We will be taught exclusively creationism and the Sun revolved around the Earth and Latin should be taught in schools. Any modern Rennaissance, industrial, and technological revolution thing will be scrapped. She will also probably censor the shit out of the TV and the internet, so sites such as Urban Dictionary will not exist because of it's immoral sexual va She will drill for oil...good, but it might not give a right for these annoying varmits to live, but it might make the gas prices down to 89 cents a gallon. Nice. With her major belief in religion, she will think that the Russians are trying to merge with Iran and that crap and we need some more troops, which is wasteful spending on blowing up shit when you feel like it. She will think Solomons temple willl have the be rebuilt and we will be screwed.

Sarah Palin will bring us back to church owned government of the dark ages.

102. (Sarah Palin) (24↑, 21↓)
A situation that cannot be improved, despite hopes to the contrary.

This economy is headed into the dumps; it's really a Sarah Palin.

103. (Sarah Palin) (24↑, 21↓)
1. A demonstrative bitch. 2. Dick Cheney after a sex change.

"You're such a Sarah Palin this time of the month." says Frank. "Oh no you didn't\!" responds Jackie.

104. (Sarah Palin) (4↑, 2↓)
a.k.a. Go the fuck away.

person 1: Sarah Palin? oh that annoying bitch who doesn't know what a mother fucking vice president does?\!? person 2: yea, that one person1: i wish she would just go the fuck away

105. (Sarah Palin) (7↑, 5↓)
1. To be so ridiculously stupid people move of of the state for the sole purpose of escaping your evil politically-confused grasp. 2. To throw rocks across the Bering Straight in an attempt to slay the communist Russians.

Sarah Palin is the ultimate stereotype... A trigger happy shit-for-brains republican

Author: Who Cares? Its Russia. http://sarah-palin.urbanup.com/5238170
106. (Sarah Palin) (1↑, 0↓)
1)A dumb down version of Ann Coulter for the uneducated blue blooded american whom conservatives think is intelligent simply because she can speak of unoriginal conservative priniciples without using big words to confuse her dumb audience. 2) The cross between intolerance and stupidy 3) A woman who could be sexy if she'd shut her mouth

"I can see Russia from my backyard," Sarah Palin explaining her experience with foreign policy

107. (Sarah Palin) (3↑, 2↓)
one of the most abused names on Urban Dictionary

Poor Sarah Palin. Just look at the number of terms on UD which are derived from her name: Sarah Palin MILF Sarah Palin glasses Pullin' a Palin .... Sarah Palindrome

108. (Sarah Palin) (4↑, 3↓)
One of the stupidest [fucktard]s in the human race. She thinks she can see Russia from her backyard, thinks the United States and North Korea are allies, thinks she's clever for making up stupid words like [refudiate], thinks she can spend $50,000 of tax money however she wants just because she was mayor, and is hysterically amused by watching TV with the volume off. She wants the United States to go to war with Russia. She doesn't believe in global warming, supports offshore oil drilling, and thinks it's okay to force her own personal beliefs on homosexuals. She shoots innocent animals with a machine gun from helicopters and planes for the sake of sadistic fun. She's the reason [John McCain] stood no chance in the [2008 elections]. If the [voting machines] are rigged again (like they were for [George Bush]) to get her into office in [2012], she'll be assassinated within a day.

'I watched with the volume all the way down. I thought it was hilarious. I thought she was spot on. ... It was hilarious. Again, didn't hear a word she said, but the visual, spot on.' -Sarah Palin 'But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies.' -Sarah Palin 'Perhaps so.' -Sarah Palin, after being asked if the United States should go to war with Russia '[STFU] you stupid [dumbfuck]. Everyone hates you.' -Some random person ----------- The day after the 2012 presidential inauguration: 'Hey, did you hear that Sarah Palin got assassinated?' -Bob 'Yeah, she had it coming, too. Good riddance.' -John

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109. (Sarah Palin) (1↑, 1↓)
A logical fallacy similar to that of the red herring in which a person or thing is used to spur controversial and inflammatory rhetoric among two already polarized and dysfunctional political parties. An object that deters from pertinent facts with regard to a democracy, and creates it’s own sub-topic the likes of which is a mute point to the individuals that hold that democracy hostage through mindless entertainment media, egotistical extremists, and the manipulation of individuals too dumb to debated political matters of any pertinent complexity. A joke at the expense of everyone who thinks the joke is funny, and a victory for matters that never deserved our attention in the first place.

The Whig Party passed the controversial Kill The Poor bill today after implementing a brilliant Sarah Palin by debating the ethical merits handjobs.

Author: B Michelle Esterwood http://sarah-palin.urbanup.com/5843447
110. (Sarah Palin) (2↑, 2↓)
A desperate [houeswife] trying to be [intelligent] and powerful.

Person 1: Why is she running for [Class] President? She can't even [string] a sentence together. Person 2: I know\! She's [such] a Sarah Palin.

111. (Sarah Palin) (2↑, 2↓)
Complete opposite understanding of intended information.

Worse... I just did a Sarah Palin... I looked at the facts, assessed the situation, and arrived at the most furthest, most completely unrelated, and obviously wrong conclusion possible...

112. (Sarah Palin) (1↑, 2↓)
A famous porn queen. Known to have the largest nipple size out of all of 80's pornstars.

Guy 1: "Hey, my girl has two-foot long nipples. Beat that\!" Guy 2: "That's nothing\! Sarah Palin has a six inch titty\!"

113. (Sarah Palin) (0↑, 2↓)
A mythical character, much like bigfoot. Originally made up by the democratic party in an attempt to make republicans look crazy. Soon afterward they realized they were doing a good enough job of that themselves, they tried to eliminate her but McCain had already chosen her as his vice presidential canidate. Played on the Fox sitcom Fox News by Tina Fey. Twitter account is run by Jimmy Helms, a 13 year old kid from Chicago.

Person 1: Dude\! we went camping this weekend and i think we saw Sarah Palin\! Person 2: Dude, everyone knows she is just an urban legend.

114. (Sarah Palin) (2↑, 4↓)
The wanna be bitch mom of america.

I've already got a mom, I don't need you, Sarah Palin\!

115. (Sarah Palin) (4↑, 7↓)
One of the most known and blindly, idiotically hated politicians of all time. However dispite hateful attitudes, she still continues to be one of the most outstanding and successful politicians in current day America. Most people that hate her only hate her because they were either told by someone else, or told by a media outlet. Most of the few sophisticated and legitimate arguments put forth against Sarah Palin in the end turn out to be false or incorrect and were only brought to the conclusion because they had assumed or jumped to an answer without thinking. But in most cases when arguing with someone blindly judging Sarah Palin, the only argument they will be able to come up with when asked "Why is she an idiot?" Is "She just is." Celebrities are also a part of this gigantic hate cloud towards her, one of the greatest examples of this is Tina Fey, when saying "I can see Russia from my house\!" Words never spoken by Sarah Palin somehow ended up being said by her. All and all Sarah Palin is one of, if not the best modern day politician and surpasses nearly all of her rivals through her experience as a governor. This experience easily surpasses that of the President and much of the other politicians in office today.

Idiot: GOD, Sarah Palin is SOOOO stupid\! Me: Why do you say that? Idiot: She mistold the story of Paul Revere\!\!\! Me: No, actually she didn't. Idiot: Yeah she did\! Watch the video\!\!\!\! Me: I've seen it. She told a part of the story that most people who haven't studied up on their history automatically jumped to the conclusion that she mistold the story, when in actuality they're just blind, idiotic, people who assume things. Idiot: No\! Me: Historians agree with her\! What how the f*ck do you explain that? Idiot: Historians are just stupid Republicans who are too stupid to realize how stupid Sarah Palin is. Me: Historians have degrees in American history, you on the other hand know only a 6th grade ancient world history class. So you have no right to say that Historians are biased Republicans. Idiot: What's biased mean? Me: God help us.

116. (sarah palin) (2↑, 5↓)
a thumbs-up gesture to signal gratuitous sarcasm

After he made an outlandishly false statement, I signaled my sarcastic approval with a sarah palin.

117. (sarah palin) (16↑, 21↓)
the only half-way interesting thing about john mccain's whole campaign.

No one cares about mccain, just sarah palin.

118. (Sarah Palin) (21↑, 27↓)
1. The SEXIEST polictian ever. 2. The reason I became a Republican.

1. Sarah Palin is HOT, I want to bone her hard. 2. I became a republican cause I want to be in the same party as Sarah Palin.

119. (Sarah Palin) (35↑, 41↓)
1. John McCain's vice-presdential running mate. 2. A weird-ass chick who names her children Track, Trig, Willow, Piper, and Bristol. Frank Zappa, anyone?? 3. The hottest politi-milf endorsed by a major party this century.

Dude, I'm voting for McCain. I wanna see Sarah Palin give some keynote speeches. In my pants.

120. (Sarah Palin) (109↑, 116↓)
Milf

Sarah Palin is a milf

121. (Sarah Palin) (15↑, 24↓)
Tina Fey's long-lost twin. and/or A maverick.

Tina Fey (as Sarah Palin): And for all you Joe-Six-Packs at home: Maverick.

Author: LaurenScissorhands http://sarah-palin.urbanup.com/3394216
122. (Sarah Palin) (17↑, 26↓)
The act of snorting cocaine off of the back of a public toilet and then preceding to fuck a middle-aged woman.

My girlfriend's mom is a MILF so I Sarah Palined that hoe.

123. (Sarah Palin) (46↑, 55↓)
Republican Vice Presidential candidate and classic MILF.

Sarah Palin is a Mother I'd like to fuck just to say I fucked the Republican Vice Presidential candidate.

124. (Sarah Palin) (9↑, 21↓)
Governor of state of Alaska. Triggers inane and childish entries into Urban Dictionary by jejune contributors

There are 50 states. They all have governors elected by popular vote. Sarah Palin was the governor of Alaska. It's a state.

125. (Sarah Palin) (36↑, 48↓)
John McCain's running mate for the 2008 US presidential election. She is also a far right republican against abortion and makes up for what John lacks. Though she looks like a soccer mom with power she is a wilderness woman who lives in the little talked about state of Alaska where she was once mayor in her community and now governor. She has the usual political family with a husband and kids. One kid going to Iraq, another pregnant and another with down syndrome. She was mainly brought on for the women's vote since Hillary isn't part of the Democratic ballet. Also, she was brought in since McCain isn't conservative enough for some republicans and also in case he dies there will be a woman in the white house not doing a Monica Lewinsky but getting a Monica Lewinsky.

Sarah Palin is the Republican's VP choice and first women ever to be on a presidential ticket. Its women vs. Race all over again...

126. (Sarah Palin) (15↑, 28↓)
Sarah Palin is a Republican Politician, and the current Governor of Alaska. She was the running mate for GOP presidential candiate John McCain during the 2008 election cycle. Also, she is apparently an incarnation of Lucifer himself, judging from all the other though provoking entries here.

Sarah Palin does not agree with my enlightened, intellectual liberal principles. Therefore, she is a horrible horrible person. Also, I'm pretty sure she's Satan in disguise.

127. (Sarah Palin) (13↑, 26↓)
Quite Positively the MILF of the century. MILF MILF MILF. Could be a GILF soon, apparently her daughter's pregnant. Also John McCain's failed vice presidential candidate.

You seen Sarah Palin? What a MILF\!

128. (Sarah Palin) (15↑, 31↓)
The person the media chose to hate on in order to distract the liberals from the fact that Obama was a totally unqualified candidate whose idea of "change and hope" is running our country full speed towards bankruptcy, and finishing the job of destroying our country that Bush had originally started during his second term in office.

I wish people wouldn't listen to the media so much, and would maybe just give Sarah Palin a chance like the rest of us did for Obama. This is no longer about parties - both parties are not to be trusted. The government itself should never be trusted. Period.

129. (Sarah Palin) (12↑, 30↓)
An strong, independent former VP nominee on the Republican ticket. Is criticized for her conservative, Christian, creationist, and pro-life views. No, she doesn't believe in murdering defenseless children. A great role model\!

Q: Did you hear about Sarah Palin's statement against a Family Guy episode? A: Yes, but the Family Guy episode slammed her baby boy, Trig for having Down Syndrome.

130. (Sarah Palin) (22↑, 42↓)
John McCain's running mate for the Republican party in the 2008 election, who many people make fun of for no reason. She gets pummeled by all forms of media. And, while she may not be the smartest person in the world, she most certainly in NOT the dumbest. She is more qualified than most people give her credit for. People need to stop harassing her.

Republican: "I love Sarah Palin\!" Democrat: "How can you love someone that dumb?" Republican: "She's smarter than you. that's for sure\!" Democrat: "Well, you know Obama's gonna win, right?" Republican: "I'm sure he will, but I can still support my party\!"

131. (Sarah Palin) (19↑, 42↓)
John McCain's Vice-Presidential candidate for the Republican Party in 2008. Sarah Louise Heath Palin (born February 11, 1964) is the current Governor of the US state of Alaska and the presumptive Republican vice presidential nominee for the 2008 United States presidential election. Palin was elected governor and assumed office in December 2006, after defeating incumbent governor Frank Murkowski in the Republican primary and former Democratic governor Tony Knowles in the general election. She was the youngest person, and the first woman, to be elected governor of Alaska. Before becoming governor, Palin served two terms on the Wasilla, Alaska, City Council from 1992 to 1996, and was elected mayor of Wasilla (population just over 5000) twice, in 1996 and 1999. She lost her race for lieutenant governor of Alaska in 2002. Palin holds a Bachelor of Science degree in journalism from the University of Idaho. On August 29, 2008, Republican presidential candidate John McCain announced he had chosen Palin as his running mate, making her the second female vice presidential candidate representing a major political party after Geraldine Ferraro, and the first female vice presidential candidate of the Republican Party. The Perfect Original [vpilf].

[Hillary] was forced to swallow another bitter pill; [Sarah Palin] was not only the probable highest-elected woman in American history, she was clearly more of a [vpilf].

132. (Sarah Palin) (18↑, 52↓)
44 year-old governor of [Alaska] and possible future Vice President of the [United States]. Former runner-up to Miss Alaska and mother of five children. Total [hottie] who bears more than a passing resemblance to [Tina Fey]. A [blue collar] [babe], Mrs. Palin is known to have worked as a commercial fisherman and is proficient in the operation of snowmobiles and firearms.

Sarah Palin is a total MILF. I want her as VP so that I can fap to the State of the Union speech 4 years from now.

133. (sarah palin) (10↑, 46↓)
Perfection, the perfect person to run our country

A clone army of sarah palins would be perfect to rule the world right?

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134. (Sarah Palin) (16↑, 54↓)
VPILF... Vice President I'd like to fuck

Sarah Palin would make a great VPILF

135. (Sarah Palin) (16↑, 60↓)
Running mate for John McCain in the 2008 presidential race. Oh and she's a total [VPILF].

"I would vote for Obama, but Sarah Palin is a total megababe." "Yeah, I'd like to drill in her wildlife reserve... if you know what I mean."

136. (Sarah palin) (17↑, 64↓)
The next VP of the US and one hot MILF

Sarah Palin and her duughter are MILFs

137. (Sarah Palin) (15↑, 76↓)
The inevitable GOP Presidential nominee in 2012 and the 45th President of the United States.

Sarah Palin will defeat Obama in 2012 and become the next two-term president.

138. (Sarah Palin) (22↑, 92↓)
Hottest Governor ever. Sexiest Republican to ever live. That hot [cougar] that ran with that old douche bag, McCain.

Democrat Girl: Did you hear about that nobody that the old fart picked as his VP? Boy: You mean the girl that's hotter than you and your mom combined?\! Democrat girl: I guess. Boy: That's Sarah Palin. We eye fucked last summer in Alaska. She digs me.

139. (Sarah Palin) (16↑, 87↓)
At the moment the vice president nomination for the Republican party. She has fire and is a gifted orator, surprisingly so. She's also a hot piece of ass.

Whoever knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter is a lucky guy.

140. (Sarah Palin) (30↑, 103↓)
Governor of Alaska. Beautiful, smart, and a "Pit bull with lipstick" rising star in the Republican Party. Nominated as Vice Presidential Candidate with John McCain. Single handedly brought the Republican Party back to life. Besides his wife, the one woman that has Obama scared\!

Who was that woman speaking at the Republican Convention that everyone is talking about? Sarah, Sarah, Sarah \!\! Sarah Palin, the first female President of the United States \!

141. (Sarah Palin) (23↑, 97↓)
Governor of Alaska since 2006. John McCain's running mate for 2008 election. As a governor, Sarah Palin has more executive experience than her running mate, senator Biden or Senator Obama put together. Has been an effective governor, balancing the budget and presenting the Alaska Gasoline Inducement Act to build a natural gas pipeline through Canada, reducing our dependence on foreign oil.

Liberal: Can't stand that inexperienced Sarah Palin. Can't believe she doesn't stay home to raise her down-syndrome kid\! (scowl) Other guy: You sound nervous. I thought you supported working women. And doesn't Palin have more executive experience than that gal you were hellbent on getting into office just the other day? Liberal: You're right. We liberals are suggestible. That's why we chose Obama.

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142. (Sarah Palin) (17↑, 98↓)
the Republican Vice-Presidential canidate for John McCain in the 2008 Presidential elction. She is also formerly know as the Mayor of Wassila and the Gov. of Alaska. She is a firm believer in the Sanctity of life and the resourcefulness of the American people. during her campaign as Vice presidential nominee she fought: -for no abortion -for no eauthenization -for an increase in homeland oil dependency -against gay marriage (as the Constitution specifically states that marriage is the union between one man and one woman) -a decrease in Iraq troops but a steady stay in the war we need to fight, as radicalTerrorists are still a threat to the U.S.A. -FOR THE PEOPLE -cutting spending and taxes and giving back to the communities -for faith, strong believer in the power of "One Nation Under God\!" She has now returned to being the Gov. of Alaska and fighting corruption whenever it approaches. Many look hopefully to her for the future in 2012 when she perhaps might run for President.

Sarah Palin is the future of the GOP\!

143. (Sarah Palin) (23↑, 120↓)
The First woman to inevitably be Vice President and President.

McBush has announced Sarah Palin to be his running mate.

144. (Sarah Palin) (22↑, 133↓)
A strong and determined woman who served as the governor of Alaska for 3 years and in September of 2008 was chosen as the Vice Presidential running mate of Senator John McCain. She is a mother of 5, her youngest being a down syndrome child. Two of her sons serve in the armed forces. She deeply supports the war in Iraq and will continue to support it until American comes out victorious. Palin has strict conservative values which include supporting the 2nd amendment, being pro-life and anti gay marriage. She is the governor of Alaska and supports the United States in using our own natural resource in becoming energy independent, which include tapping into ANWR for more oil. She is the breathe of fresh air the Republican Party needs.

Obama doesn't know why he is slipping in the poles...oh yeah, that's right, he's old news, Sarah Palin has got the momentum.

145. (Sarah Palin) (35↑, 157↓)
What John McCain has chosen for a running mate. She is the governor of Alaska and she is an ultra conservative, but is pretty good to look at. She believes that we should all have our guns, have babies, Jesus, lower taxes, and to DRILL right now\!\!\! They are already starting to DRILL because of her. She is the member of the NRA and all that good shit. Her speeches could kick Obamas ass. She was also responsible of starting a trend for teenager girls that support her with these rimless, artsy glasses and scene hair.

Sarah Palin... she's a woman\!\!\! She is America's dream girl.

146. (Sarah Palin) (22↑, 149↓)
McCain's running mate for the 2008 Presidential election. It's an interesting choice because she is the exact opposite of McCain: female, short, hot, spunky, conservative, athletic, hip, and a good politician.

Sarah Palin is the hottest person to even enter U.S. national politics.

147. (Sarah Palin) (35↑, 200↓)
The future vice president of the United States.

Gee, I can't wait until John McCain and [Sarah Palin] get voted into office.

148. (sarah palin) (31↑, 205↓)
Republican vp hopeful, perhaps the hottest woman in years to enter politics. If John McCain croaks, she is gonna be our prez\! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. She could very well be the biggest fear to terrorists everywhere.

Sarah Palin is very hot, I would do her in the back seat of my Camaro\!

149. (Sarah Palin) (60↑, 269↓)
Wow, I'm surprised nobody defined her yet. Sarah Palin is the Governor of the great state of Alaska. She is, as of this writing, running for Vice President of the great country the United States of America. Mother of five children, and soon to be grandmother. You have to admire that. Pro-life and pro-gun rights. Also very admirable. She's also really hot.

Undecided voter in election booth: "Sarah Palin's one hot babe, I'll vote for the Republicans." Note: Although you should be voting Republican, you shouldn't be voting for the above reason.

150. (Sarah Palin) (61↑, 343↓)
The smart, witty, snarky Governor of Alaska. She is now the Vice Presidential running mate of Republican and war hero John McCain. Very few have heard of her till now but she is here and she is kicking Barak's [ass].

Sarah Palin may be the next President, the way this election is going..

151. (Sarah Palin) (224↑, 592↓)
The hottest woman to ever be named as a Vice Presidential running mate\!

Have you seen Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin? She is McCain's schmokin' hot pick for Vice President in the upcoming 2008 Presidential election\!

152. (Sarah Palin) (371↑, 783↓)
Governor of Alaska and the presumptive Republican vice presidential nominee for the 2008 United States presidential election.

I want to bone Sarah Palin.

153. (Sarah Palin) (249↑, 662↓)
John McCain's running mate and the first female Republican vice presidential nominee. At age 44 she is the current governor of Alaska and a mother of five children. She is John McCain's biggest gamble.

Since becoming governor in 2006, Sarah Palin has fought corruption, vetoed earmarks, and worked for American energy independence. Like McCain, she claims to be a maverick.

154. (Sarah Palin) (506↑, 1026↓)
Some random lady that could be your next Vice President. Like Hilary but she doesn't look like an alien.

Sarah Palin is hot for a woman in her mid-40s

155. (Sarah Palin) (376↑, 1229↓)
An Alaskan governor who is the republican nominee for president. Was a mayor from 1996-2002, and became governor in 2006. Is pro-life, pro-gun ownership, and has been known to break party lines.

Sarah Palin was born in Idaho and moved to Alaska at the age of 3 months.

156. (Sarah Palin) (257↑, 1700↓)
An honorable white woman and the running mate of GOP Presidential candidate John McCain. She will help McCain take the votes of all those who wanted to see Hillary Clinton in the White House.

Sarah Palin has done great things for Alaska and is the right person for this job\! FIRST\!

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